Monday, April 7, 2008

My old logo when I was a pro wrestler in homeland

One of my heros... the legend.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

cardboard monster hungry...


He say, "where my money, man..."

Play it again, Sam.

 
Alex play a little piano, Alex play theme song from Magnum P.I., Falcon Crest, all the big current television show... Alex dabble in a little BJ and The Bear, just tiny bit... 

Cardboard wars!

Knight takes pawn, check mate.

Software bug

Sometimes companies purchase my expanded viruses protection software based on seeing bugs near computers.  (secret:  I drop them off when nobody look).

The buck stops with Trump!

Obey Trump!

Alex weekend ride for ladies.

You may be asking yourself, "Alex, with all that coin you pulling in how you impress female-type.  Alex drive this custom pimp ride, H2, stands for Handsome Too.
I have a special mix tape when I on dates; it feature Dancing Bears remix, Thriller by Michael Jackson, and Rico Suave.  It adds a certain, spicy latino feel to every night.
It goes zero to sixty in just over 15 minutes depending if on hill or not.

Our foundry on the east coast... if I told you I would have to "liquidate."

A great example of how I can change your office setting...

Another happy customer.
Saving the environment and those emails full of links to blogs and waste websites featuring poor attempts at corporate humor.  Here we have individuals who are most likely out enjoying 
a brisk walk in the park.

Sprite better hot anyways.

Telephone, fax machine and desktop printer.  Very nice models, desktop printer come in stylish Communist red.

Two screens are better than one.  Just think, with these new cardboard screens you never forget what you type and viruses are a thing of the past.
A little piece of heaven in your office.

My favorite music artist

Homeland...


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Our moon landing was not faked.

Tube Fights (more)... poor cardboard tubes.

American Democrat bashes American Goth, "bad goth, bad goth, thou shall not wear black." 
Hippy boy takes on hippy girl or boy, hard to tell.  I can hear Wide Spread Panic playing in the background.  

New wireless keyboard, top of line...

more cardboard applications -- answer to life is... cardboard

Artist uses cardboard to make bust of man.
Artist uses cardboard to make seal turtle.
Artist uses cardboard to make woman.

Another cardboard chair, nice.
This dog leaves little cardboard poops.

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Spare some change... or die!

Cardboard valued by even the homeless.

Street art on cardboard

Cardboard cruiser

YOU DECIDE! Rock the cardboard standee vote...




Life is better with more cardboard

Life is better with cardboard... promise!
These work so great, I jealous sometimes.  But much heavy than cardboard counterpart
www.advancedoffice.com for all your "heavier than cardboard" but really really nice stuff
Here is my ex-wife, she now model for UGG boots in Beverly Hills.  She get half my cardboard back in 1998, and kept my Ugly Kid Joe cd.

My old delivery truck back home.

Photocopy fun...

made with cardboard copier, of course...

Its gooood cardboard

I love pure line of cardboard.

Plastic printer... bahhh, what so special? I say cardboard better price.


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No way russian could lose

Rocky is weak, director cut have Drago win.  

Riot breaks out at cardboard vs. plastic conference

After this picture was taken they all had a warm cup of vodka and laughed at a dancing monkey.

My sister back home

cardboard dreams....

I like this one so much i post 2 times.
2 times.

American must think outside box to keep up with Alex.
House of C
Bridge to somewhere, made of cardboard
Youth in russia street fight with cardboard for money
Cardboard artist



more greatness, that is cardboard






Cardboard from around the world...


Any woman who can make a boat out of cardboard has a place in front of the fireplace with me and a bottle of vodka.  

The number six, the amount of children she will birth for me.
Star Wars, paper or plastic... paper.  Little known fact Lando loves cardboard, da.
Just plain sexy, woman and cardboard, Alex favorite fetish.
Nice
Nice.

Cardboard Tube Fighting League - violence and cardboard, it's like home.



Robot angry over mom joke.  Decides to challenge Alex to game of Dungeon and Dragon, ha ha ha ha... 

More cardboard stuffs

Robot use pink cardboard as defense against alien attack, this robot transforms into his mom beeping car horn to pick him up from comic book convention.  Da, funny, da.

Cardboard coffin - scary California man look angry
Cardboard chair, $4 American dollars.  Sweeter vest dork with yellow shirt and white  socks with black shoes, Priceless

Step by step for lazy Americans



Pimp your house with cardboard

No need money to live in style, double as toilet

Cardboard is so good, robots use it as armor.



Saturday, March 1, 2008

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